What are the side effects of eating toxic cream cheese?

This tub of cream cheese has been sitting on the counter for the last three days and people are STILL freaking eating it.





Do you think any of them will drop dead so I can FINALLY get an office instead of sitting in a stinking pubicle?





I appreciate your help in this important matter.What are the side effects of eating toxic cream cheese?
i ate chicken that was left out overnight. the next morning i woke up and could shoot lasers out of my eyes. the cat behaves much better these days. believe me. oly outWhat are the side effects of eating toxic cream cheese?
The side effect of toxic cream cheese is toxic cream poop.


What the hell is a ';pubicle';? Are you a sex worker? Is it anything like a cubicle? What do you do in a pubicle? Are you in there all alone? What makes your pubicle stink? Are you sure you didn't have any of the cream cheese? That might make your pubicle stink.
If the cream cheese is still there on Monday, you should eat some.





You do get sick days, right?


And since the ';squatter'; is gone now is your chance to build that fort in the living room with bed sheets a sofa cushions.





Have a lined trash can near by just in case you start hurling.
Side effects include multiple personality disorder, decrease in vision, violent sharts, pubic hair loss, mumps, uncontrollable erections, anal bleeding, and rarely a serious condition known as ';Cornchip Toenail'; Discontinue use of toxic cream cheese and call you doctor immediately if these symptoms persist.
They will have more meetings that exclude you, and they'll be talking about you all during those meetings. You may hear laughter - they are laughing at you. Just hang on to that stapler, Milton.





If I were you, I'd get a shotgun, one you can hide under the coat you wear to work. Listen to those voices in your head. They are there to help.
Effects may include bloating, nausea, constipation, diarrhea, blurred vision, profound incontinence, sleeplessness and acne.





Persons experiencing an erection of longer than 5 hours should discontinue use of cream cheese, and seek medical attention immediately.
You had no problems blowing me after 72 hours un-washed, so whats the difference?





Morning, sl*t. # kisses #
Yeah, it causes bubonic plage-like symptoms as well as severe vaginal/penile discharge and elephantits of the earlobes.
LOL - a friend of mine will eat anything - he brought in some month old corn beef and cabbage one time that stuck like a trash heep and ate it. You can sit on my pubicles anytime.
you planted it there didn't you?





Im off to the mexican store with the expired dairy products, thanks for the inspiration muse
Picking up a couple of super powers would be pretty cool, no?





But then, dysentery is decidedly uncool.
I'm still drinking milk that ';expired'; on June 30th.





Aside from vomiting a little blood and the occasional oily stool, I'm fine.
Not drop dead, but they'll all be 'away' from their desks for awhile and you'll hear a lot of flushing...
Side effects include a crippling case of the skitters.
Cel, I would get a gas mask ASAP! There may a certain amount of toxicity very soon.
is not toxic.. they arent going anywhere except maybe the bathroom, dont get your hopes up
Cream cheese? they wont die, but if any of them had stomach problems before then they might get a little sick.
Add a little strychnine to help them along.
stanky muffins.........
Is it Beaver cream cheese from the Taco truck?
there is hope for u yet!!! say a few hail marys and maybe an office will open up? ;)
Don't eat it ! You'll end up with a giant beaver......Oops, too late.
it cause anal leakage
stick it in the microwave and speed up the process, but only a few seconds at a time. lol
next time put out .... i mean have the sex with everyone.
As my grammy used to say, when life hands you poisoned cream cheese, make guacamole. Add some avacado, sour cream and some Tabasco to that cream cheese and set out a ag of chips. In no time everyone will be running to the bathroom, and as they do, you just keep moving up one desk at a time.


As far as your stinking pubicle goes, you may need an exterminator to get rid of whatever crawled in there and died. Tim and Guido aren't known for being the cleanest of guests.

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